YabbaDabbaDouche
There is no "i" in team, but there is a "u" in douchebag!!! Got a tip? Email us at yabbadabbadouche@gmail.com or follow us on Twitter at @YabDabDouche!

May
07

TGIF YDD’ers

Will Smith still does it better but take this as the douche mantra for your weekend…

May
02

We’re still Team CoCo.

After that firm exit agreement (and $32 million) from NBC, Conan O’Brien was finally allowed to break his silence and give his first interview to 60 Minutes which aired tonight. In case you missed it, check it out here:

Watch CBS News Videos Online

(We’ll embed the full interview once it becomes available so stand by!)

What do you think? Did Conan “out-do” Jay’s sit down interview with Oprah?

May
01

Mad props to this guy who battled his flip flop at Coachella for far too long which resulted in giving us unlimited laughs.

May
01

We KNOW that the douchebags walk amongst us — some trying to be our cool friends, others trying to be, well, flat out Ed Hardy wearin’ douchebags. It all means NOTHING if we can’t poke fun at them here within our newly developed community.

Someone rub you the wrong way? Can’t sit back and watch Jesse James’ mistress comment on Sandra Bullock’s adoption (WTF?! Who cares about what that beeyatch thinks about the matter)? See some juiced up dude walking down the street with too much goop in his hair and some fake plastic titty woman running after him? TELL US!

Email us at yabbadabbadouche@gmail.com — LET’S GO!!!!

Apr
28

Not sure if you follow @Texts2MyEx, but this “tweet” was just too good to pass up:

Your douchery + the existence of alcohol + your phone always being dead = my friends realizing I would be single again way before I did.

Ah, the irony…

Apr
27

Like it wasn’t enough that they got paid (and Adam won!) to sit around doing nothing for 3 months in the hopes of winning $500,000 and getting famous…

‘Big Brother’ — 2nd Star Accused in Drug Ring

Originally posted Apr 27th 2010 2:20 PM PDT by TMZ Staff

A former “Big Brother Season 9” contestant has just been arrested for conspiracy to distribute oxycodone — and authorities believe he was in cahoots with another BB9 housemate … the guy who won the show.
Matthew McDonald (left) was indicted in federal court in Massachusetts today for allegedly participating in a drug ring run by “Big Brother” Season 9 winner Adam Jasinski (right). According to the indictment, McDonald was involved in the alleged drug ring from April 2008 to October 2009.

McDonald and Jasinski were allies inside the “Big Brother” house during most of Season 9 — which ran from February 2008 through April 2008.

As we previously reported, Jasinski was arrested in October 2009 after cops say he used his $500,000 Big Brother winnings to fund a large oxycodone distribution ring.

As for McDonald — it’s the third major criminal charge levied against him this month. Matthew is accused of beating his pregnant girlfriend and then attempting to intimidate her into dropping the charges.

If convicted of the drug charge, McDonald faces up to 20 years in prison and a $1 million fine.

Read more here

Apr
23

TMZ just released this. I don’t care what was going on…the chick was 8 weeks pregnant…NOT COOL.



Celebrity Justice
‘Big Bro’ Star Arrested for Beating Pregnant GF

Originally posted Apr 23rd 2010 8:20 AM PDT by TMZ Staff

A former “Big Brother” houseguest was arrested this weekend after allegedly unleashing a ferocious attack on his pregnant girlfriend.

According to the Boston PD, cops responded to the home of Matt McDonald — who appeared on BB Season 9 — after his girlfriend showed up at a local police station to file a complaint.

Cops say Matt’s GF — who’s currently 8 weeks pregnant with Matt’s baby — told them the two began arguing after the reality star accused her of cheating on him … and that’s when things got violent.

According to the police report, Matt’s GF told cops he began strangling her and yelling, “I hope the baby dies and hope u [sic] have a miscarriage.”

The GF claims the next day, Matt accused her of pouring water in his plasma TV — and then proceeded to kick her in the collarbone, put her in a headlock … and began punching her in the arms.

During the alleged confrontation, Matt called the victim’s father on the phone and she allegedly screamed for help. Matt then screamed, “Shut the f*ck up or I’ll punch you in the face.” She also claims Matt threatened to kill her father if he called cops.

According to the police report, officers observed visible bruising on the GF’s arms, neck and collarbone — and proceeded to arrest McDonald. According to the police report, McDonald told cops that she attacked him — and he was simply defending himself.

McDonald was charged with assault and battery — and assault and battery upon a pregnant person. He’s due back in court next month.

As for the baby, we’re told the GF is still pregnant.

UPDATE: TMZ has learned the two were engaged to be married at the time of the incident.

Read more at TMZ here

Apr
06

Ok YDD’ers…sorry we have been absent for a while, but as BennyBear has pointed out the Jesse James scandal is just too douchey juicy to be ignored.

Check this out from Radaronline.com:

EXCLUSIVE: Jesse James Has More Than A Dozen Homemade Sex Tapes
By Doug

Adding another potential bombshell element to the sudden explosion of Sandra Bullock’s marriage, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively that Jesse James has more than 12 homemade sex tapes.

The tapes Jesse made with other women are shocking. “Most of the tapes feature a mass amount of Nazi paraphernalia,” an insider tells RadarOnline.com. “It’s all really quite disturbing.”

A source who saw one of the tapes spoke to RadarOnline.com on the condition of anonymity and gave a partial description. “What I saw was a naked woman on her knees and Jesse in a Nazi hat waving his arm in a salute,” the insider said. “It looked like the woman’s hands were bound.

“He was shouting and singing and appearing to swig from a bottle of bourbon every now and then.”

Jesse has been linked to four mistresses so far, but as RadarOnline.com was the first to report, he admitted to Sandra that there were seven women total during the course of their marriage. Jesse is desperate to save his marriage, but Sandra is adamant on saving her career and divorcing the serial cheater.

RadarOnlne.com has learned that none of the sex tapes are up for sale but that they are also not in a completely secure location.

“They could end up being made public just like the photo of Jesse giving the Nazi salute,” the insider said. “There’s no doubt some of these tapes could leak and end up on the Internet.”

Apr
01

This clip is just 3:32 of all wrong!!!

Does this make you “proud to be an American”???

Mar
04

You gotta see this presidential all-star reunion…click away!