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IS JOHN MAYER THE ULTIMATE DOUCHEBAG?

John Mayer: Douchebag, Aspiring Porn Writer

February 16th, 2010

We know John Mayer is a douchebag. But he is a douchebag whose dream job is to write and direct porn. This was one of his least weird comments in the past week.

In his interview with Playboy, which has to go down as one of the dumbest in history, he talked about boning Jessica Simpson and dropped both racial and gay slurs.

Somewhere in there, he also said he dreamed of writing porn. If he ever fails to sell records, the adult entertainment purveyors at Vivid Entertainment are all for it.

Dear John,” the upstanding firm reached out. “We read about your interest in porn in your interview with Playboy magazine … We learned how you make back up stories in your mind and that your ‘biggest dream is to write pornography.'”

What a Huge D-Bag

Douchebag singer turned douchebag porn director?

“We decided we’d like to talk to you about doing just that and possibly directing as well. We believe your incredible talent and passion, which have touched so many, can translate into a highly erotic adult film,” their letter hilariously continued.

“Your intimate understanding of the dynamics of relationships would undoubtedly appeal to both men and women.” So true. Who doesn’t wanna nail John Mayer?

We think this is a career collaboration waiting to happen. All we can say is “Your Body Is a Wonderland” is a track pretty much made for the world of adult films.

Jessica Simpson might star in one before too long, too. How knows.

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2 Responses to “IS JOHN MAYER THE ULTIMATE DOUCHEBAG?”

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